Update: it has been six days of the magnificent sheet fort, with no end in sight. Also, my elbow smells of green pepper and I have no idea why. I don't plan on leaving the comfort of this amazing fortress of pillows and blankets any time soon, so I might text my mom to see if she'll bring me another book. She probably won't... but it's worth a shot. Also, my brother is under the impression he is a viking, and has taken to casually dropping Norse facts while talking, and he's pretending it's completely normal to want to build a long boat in our back yard. I don't have the strength, will, or wish to go check to see if he's actually doing it.